Fun Friday continues....
Every month, on the last page of Progressive Farmer Magazine, they have a section called Cornerstones. Essentially, Cornerstones is a section where they take a topic, and then put famous and/or pithy quotes about that topic from famous (or not famous) people over the years.
In the April, 2011 issue, the topic was "Dogs". And the following are a few of the quote highlights from this issue.
"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too." - Samuel Butler
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog" - Franklin P. Jones
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man." - Mark Twain
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful" - Ann Landers
"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket adn then giving Fido only two of them." - Phil Pastore
"A dog is not "almost human" and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such." - John Holmes
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." - David Berry
"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience" - Woodrow Wilson
"If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat" - Unknown
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." - Winston Churchill
"I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the unihibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better." - George Bird Evans
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on Earth!" - Anne Tyler
"We give dogs love we can spare, time we can spare and room we can spare. In return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made." - Mary Focklam
"Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault really." Agnes Sligh Turnbullw
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